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And why did 'I' have to take a cab? Bender, quit destroying the universe! I've been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and...

What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! 'It is!' My precious torso! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Who am I making this ...

Well, then good news! It's a suppository. It's toe-tappingly tragic! Moving along… Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cr...

Pansy. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don't own! And then the battle's not so bad? And I'd do it again! And perhap...

Shut up and take my money! Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! You know the worst thing about bei...

I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe! I saw you with those two 'ladies of the evening' at Elzars....

I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical vi...

Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! Shut up and get to the point! Bender, we're trying our best. ...

Why would I want to know that? One hundred dollars. Noooooo! You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit! Oh, how awful. Did he at lea...

Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory. No, she'll probably make me do it. When will that be? File not fou...

Ah, the 'Breakfast Club' soundtrack! I can't wait til I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff! If rubbin' frozen dirt in your crotch is w...

Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don't own! Hey, what kinda party is this? There...